fouette:

sleeping in your boyfriend’s arms has got to be the most safest and comfortable place in this world

(via nkbrj)

disallows:

changed to personal, check out my blog! :)

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

(Source: cyberho, via twistedtheory)

zeklos:

foreverdepressedteen:

allhailtheboyking:

IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE

"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"

"i dont know if thats her"

"i rly dont think thats her guys"

AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO

"holy shit shes hot"

THIS

IS

THE

FUCKING

L I F E

YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU

OWN IT FOR ALL OF US

(Source: solarcrashx, via hellaclemmo)

jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

(via pouryoursugaronme)

playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

(via sweatermichxel)