australiansanta:

im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

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in real life:

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distraction:

laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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gets me every time

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witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

(Source: yoncevevo, via platonixh)

crazykissing:

sex / love / romance blog ♡ here are some hilarious dating fails, have a laugh or two!

fixtures:

i melt when i see you smile

(via caffka)

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

(via decomposingheart)

pemsylvania:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via hi)